Party all the time

The worst part about having a blog is that people will read it. I mean I don't care if a stranger should enjoy my adventures; why would they judge? But I have to worry about friends and family reading this. If only I could tell the whole truth. Nobody would believe the shit I do and the adventures I create for myself. Maybe one day I will reveal it all.

I should have my own reality T.V. show. Any takers?

All over the world

You know it's funny because people come up to me all the time and tell me "oh I saw you on the news in England." Or they say "I saw you in a men's magazine in Australia." And yet people in New York still are unaware.

Today I did an interview with the biggest English magazine in Malaysia. I mean come on doesn't that mean something?

I don't know what it's going to take to spread the word, but I'm working on it and if I'm known internationally I should soon be recognized locally. Or one would think. Wish me luck. Until then I'm going to continue to enjoy the fans who love me and welcome the new ones to my club!

Peace and Love,

Naked Cowgirl

She's Back

Yes, I have been away for a while trying to keep warm during the winter. I was in Portland Oregon and traveled to a few different places in the U.S.

Now I'm back in Time Square performing my usual antics. Smiling, singing, and posing for tons of pictures with complete strangers. I must have the strongest masseters in the world. Those are your smiling muscles in case you were wondering.

I truly enjoy my "job" if that's what you'd like to call it. For me it's more of a lifestyle. One hundred percent complete freedom with zero stress. I do exactly what I want and when I want to do it. Money comes to me and I never have to worry about reaching out for it. In fact it's just tucked into my boot. Let me tell you people, money is actually very dirty!

It's not often you hear somebody say they're living their dream, but for me it's the truth. I make people smile all day and they give me money in return. Quite a liberating experience to be meeting people from all over the world standing there half naked. Talk about a lack of inhibition. Most people even say "man you got balls." I swear it's not true!

When I'm out there performing I'm usually staring at the people passing by. It's my one chance, otherwise under normal circumstances it would be considered very rude. But hell, they're staring at me so I can do the same. As they pass by I make up stories about them with my songs. It's quite entertaining and keeps me from playing the same song over and over. It's great for my improvisational skills. I'm either singing about the people or about myself and which things I'd like to manifest in my life. Such as a million dollars, a fabulous husband, a sailing trip around the world, you know the usual. One thing that always remains a constant is my search for the hottest guy of the day! You should see some of the ones I've met and even gotten a kiss from. Did I mention I love my job!

Well, it's getting to be that time where I need to start the process of getting ready. I'll be out in Time Square from 3pm to 6pm. Hopefully I'll see you there.